29/12/2012

⚛what are you doing new year's eve?⚛

did you guys have a good Christmas? well i didn't. it was too busy to work unfortunately.
but its fine we still have new years right? i dont really know what i'm going to do because i am working in new years eve as well but hopefully it will be better than christmas :)
anyway here is probably going to be my last ukulele cover in this year, "what are you doing new years eve?". and other covers that i didn't mention in here.Nico and Sufjan Stevens's song:)
happy new year *<:-D
みなさん良いクリスマスを過ごしました?私はそんなに良いクリスマスではなかったけれどまだニューイヤーがあるから大丈夫なはず。
これは多分今年最後のクリスマスカバーになりますがずっとやりたかったwhat are you doing new years eveです。あとはまだのせてなかったカバー達。NicoとSufjan Stevensの曲のカバーです。 みなさんハッピーニューイヤー*<:-D 

what are you doing new years eve (uke cover) from annie the clumsy on Vimeo.

19/12/2012

The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear

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are you ready for christmas?
yes i am although i haven't buy a cake for my dog yet.
 by the way ive just made new twitter account so add me if you want. 

みんなクリスマスの準備は完璧かい?
私はまだチベに犬用ケーキ買ってないけど多分準備おーけいだよ。
 そしてそして新しいtwitterアカウントを作ったからfollowしてくださいね。 

and you can still download my little christmas album. 
like buddy said
"The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear"


11/12/2012

merry little christmas from annie.

i've just made mini christmas album.
feel free to download for FREE if you don't hate my voice.
its my early christmas present for you guys.
(feel free to share this on your twitter, facebook, wherever on your website, i'd be very appreciate it)

どもー、クリスマスミニアルバムを作りましたのでぜひ
私の声を毛嫌いしていないのでしたらダウンロードしてください。
もちろんフリーで、私からのちょっと早いクリスマスプレゼントです。
あとあなたのツイッターやどこでもシェアしてくれたらアニーは全裸で外にでるくらい喜びます。

29/11/2012

26/11/2012

i suck your cock like a whore

new uke cover song "my wet dreams" by soko, enjoy. here is original one

19/11/2012

the christmas spirit grows with each new day



new christmas cover with video this time. Warning: this video contains full of me so if you feel sick when you see my face, instead of watching the video, you can just listen from soundcloud. if you dont like my face and my voice,,,well,,,i suggest you to not come to my blog anymore. this is the best for both of us. :)

18/11/2012

the day i turned to American Cocker Spaniel

new hair. people saying i look like a dog, i am very happy about it.and here is new quick christmas cover song "santa claus is coming to town" and "silver bells". hope you feel christmassy while you are listening to it.

05/11/2012

☃Little Saint Nick☃

new uke cover little saint nick by the beach boys. enjoy :)

30/10/2012

Friends in tokyo

http://www.friendsintokyo.com/2012/10/annie-the-clumsy-blemished-banana/
wheey sari-chan wrote about me in her website again called Friends in tokyo with my old photo. click photo and you can see it. i really loved this messy long hair. this photo was taken just after i just got it for christmas present from my ex and i am still really appreciate it. very strong ukulele.

29/10/2012

☻B☻O☻O☻!

we had a Halloween party at my workplace on 27th. i dressed up as Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo which was one of my favourite cartoon when i was a little. i was working so didn't really take many photos but it was so much fun to see many people with crazy costumes. it was my very first time to join in proper halloween party in my life and realized it feels so great to be and dress up as completely different character even though my friends said i still look like me in velma.  I am satisfied with my work now. I really am.

09/10/2012

done

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thank you guys who came to see my performance at tokyo final, i really did enjoy it. i didn't get any award but got so much love from people. whey.
きてくれたかたに感謝です。ありがとうございます。ファンですなんて言ってくれた子達がいてzineも買ってくれてたみたいでもううれしすぎて涙がでそうになりました。これからも変な歌を作っていきたいと思いますのでよろしくねん。すごく楽しかったよん。

27/09/2012

life via instagram + α

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*i had a too much fun in hippie bar near my work place
and i hit my baby toe quite badly to stupid chair (still hurting now)
*i found a drunk guy when i was working so took a photo together
*my lovely dog
*nearly "Velama" from scooby doo (that's who i am going to be for halloween)
*went to tokyo art book fair with my friends in horrible weather
*went to yoyogi park
*and caught a nasty cold...
i am still having a cold but it's getting much better than last 3days, it was horrible and i thought i am going to die because i haven't had it for ages so my body forgot what was fever like. and my final audition is coming soon so i guess its the best time to stay calm for a while. i used to be a very indoor girl and suddenly started to go out a lot which i don't get used to so my body coulnd't handle it. so ill stay calm and back to indoor (hikikomori) life.

So speaking of my final audition earlier, i already wrote about it in last post, you can get a ticket in here just print this out. (one ticket for one person) (its FREE + 500yen drink fee) i would be very happy if you could come even you don't know me and i don't know you. and they are our photos in website if you are curious although i look horrible as always (don't know why they chosen this photo of me nearly closing my eyes). hopefully see you guys at tokyo final.
Tokyo Finalのチケットのことですが、ネットからでも入手可能なようでこちらを印刷して持ってきてください+500円のドリンク代です。でも多分みんなすごいから見る価値があると思います。みんなすごいなかで私は場違いだとおもっちゃうけどとりあえず自分は自分なのでアニーパワーでがんばろうとおもってます。ラーメン食べて元気をつけようと。今熱なんです。まあともかくファイナル出場者の写真もこちらにでてるのでよければチェケラッチョー。つねに眠そうといわれるけど写真でも眠そうなのが選ばれてブラの紐まででちゃってるまったくいけてない写真ですがこれがアニーです。おすすめはMichael Kaneko君です。まだ他の人をみたことないからわからないんだけど、近代ガールズもすごかったです。18歳以下。わたしおばさん。マイケル金子君はMichael Bubléみたいな声してますよ。ためいきつくほどすごくいい。それでは来てくれたらすごくうれしいです。応援してください。

12/09/2012

Music Revolution

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Right! I finally can tell you guys about this, I fortunately could pass through to semifinal of yamaha's music revolution audition. and you guys can come to see area (Tokyo) Final. it's going to be on 7th October (Sunday) at Shibuya Duo Music Exchange and it only costs you 500 yen, open from 16:00 and starts from 16:30, so if you want to see me, hug me, kiss me, slap me, whatever me, feel free to come and support me please. 18 great artists are going to perform, compete for japan final, o if you love music, you have to come and check them out. here is the link you can see the detail just in case if you want to come. (or you can just ask me)
やっとこれが言えます、前にどのくらい自分でいけるのかたまたまやってたMusic Revolutionにデモ送ったら奇跡的にセミファイナルまでいってしまったんですけど、このエリアファイナル(東京)が10月7日の日曜日にあります。どうやら2000組から18組の中に残ってしまったようで、申し訳ないんだか、うれしいんだかわからないですが、とりあえず自分の変な歌を楽しく歌うつもりなので、ぜひ興味のあるかたは来てください。精一杯小さいウクレレひきますので。チケットはたったの500円(ドリンク代)ということでお財布にも優しいし、うちよりもっとすごい人たちが演奏すると思うので。私は既にMichale Kaneko君のfanです。(ギグで初めて会ってびっくりするぐらい良い声してる)。とまあそういうことで、チケットについては私に言ってください。それか下の書いてあるような感じで。
The 6th Music Revolution TOKYO FINAL
10月7日(日)渋谷duo MUSIC EXCHANGEにて開催!
16:00 open/16:30 start ★ゲスト審査員に西寺郷太氏が決定
入場無料(ドリンク代500円が必要です)
→入場整理券は、Music Revolution参加ヤマハ特約楽器店、専門学校
スタジオ、ライヴハウス等でお求めいただけます。

09/09/2012

life via instagram

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☆i finally got shway t-shirt of Flight of the conchords
and also Loki's "you mad? i do what i want!" t-shirt.
(tom hiddleston himself has exact the same one. woohoo.
☆and ive got something to tell you but not this time,,,in a week.
its good news but not that special.
☆i probably am going to make a short film soon with my friend.
☆that shibainu with orange hat is my friend's dog and i thought its really funny and cute
☆my dog wasn't a dog. she is a unicorn! beauts isnt she?

thats it.

01/09/2012

you make my dreams come true

i covered this song on my uke. obviously original one is the best.

30/08/2012

TENDON

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one of my creative friend wrote about me in her cool unique website :) as you can see a bit of it from above photo, she wrote "~Japanese Zooey Deschanel, or Soko~"...she exactly knows my music taste. anyway if you are curious you can see it in here TENDON. you will love this website. its just really cool. thanks sari-chan

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23/08/2012

✸✸✸wassssup bitches✸✸✸

well that's what she said from this photo. not me.anyway ive just made a new song called "you make my uterus ache". and i guess some of you girls would understand what i'm saying. especially if you don't have a partner. feel so frustrated and your uterus is keep aching when you find/see a sexy guy you like. anyway hope you don't hate me by this song.

Don't give me that
Pretty smile at me
It's just so shiny
Do you want me to be blind?
I need my sunglasses now
Don't whisper
With that deep voice at me
It's just too dangerous
Do you want me to collapse to my knees?
I need something to hold
Everything you do makes my uterus ache
Not my heart but my uterus ache
Don't comb my hair
With your beautiful hands
What have you done?
All the blood in my brain works so fast
I need water on my head to calm down
Don't hug me
I can smell your washing up liquid
It just drives me crazy
Oh dear my heart detonator has just turned on
Oh god how can I stop it?

Everything you do makes my uterus ache
Not my heart but my uterus ache
Oh no don't kiss me
I've had so much onion rings
It's clearly not the right time to kiss
But uuuh actually give me more
If you don't care, I don't care

17/08/2012

avengers

yes i saw Avengers.
yes i love marvel comics
(still batman is my no 1 favourite)
yes i love every characters in avengers.
and yes i fell in love with Tom Hiddleston
he is the cutest villain ever
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12/08/2012

life via instagram

as you can see, i don't really go out except work...anyway my gig went okay, my dad bought a new camera which is great because i can use it as well, my bro and cat dog saying "oops, nobody told me im a dog", struggling to make a song, got the dark knight rises book, beautiful sky and i fall in love with "Dick Grayson" as known as robin and night wing. i started to watch batman beyond every 4 episodes a day.

short vid of my first gig.

my very first gig from annie the clumsy on Vimeo.

here is for you who wanted to come and see but couldn't, who doesn't care at all but slightly curious or whatever. i want to say thank you to my friends who came to see me even they haven't met me before...i'm now struggling to make a new song. its really hard. *sigh*

11/08/2012

these guys are awesome

i usually dont the song call me maybe but this is amazing.

09/08/2012

☻☻☻

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it was okay for very first gig i guess, the only problem was i sung too fast and completely lost my rhythm in the middle of the song but thank you for people who came to see me, yes i gave (some of)them my clumsy hug. きてくれた方に感謝です。次あったとしたらもっと自身もってやります:)

05/08/2012

imformation about my very first gig.

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short noticeですが、8月7日の火曜日に初めてのギグを渋谷ruby roomでopen micで15分間だけでる予定でいます。もしうちの音楽に興味があるなーなんて物好きな方がいらっしゃいましたらぜひ来てください。7時からopen micは始まる予定ですがまだいつでれるのかは当日の来た順になっているのでわかりませんが、もし来た順に決められた場合は8時過ぎぐらいを予定してます。一応カバーと自分のオリジナルをウクレレで数曲やるよていです。渋谷周辺で働いてる人はちょこっと飲んでいくのも良しなのでぜひ来てください。私は眼鏡はずしてやるので何も見えない状態になりますが。(緊張からのがれるため)よろしくです。ひどくても保証はできないのでただお酒をちょびっと飲もうな感覚できてください。(でもほかにもいろんなアーティストさんがいるとおもうので大丈夫だとおもいます),もしまだ私のビデオをみたことがないかたは手始めにこちらか見ていただいて気に入ったらきてくれてもよし、気に入らなかったらそれでいいです。
i am going to perform my very first gig at Shibuya ruby room in their open mic for 15mins on 7th Aug (tue). i still dont know what time i am going to play but hopefully after 8pm (open mic starts from 7pm). so if you interested in my weird music or live in tokyo or work around shibuya,just pop in for a pint :) don't worry, i guess more artists/band would come and they must be definitely better than me. mine is going to be really simple, just play a few songs (including my original song) on my uke. anyway if you are curious, feel free to come. i'll give you a hug if you want. ha-ha-ha. (if you are wondering what kind of song i do, you can just visit here and see) thanks.

smile like her.

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28/07/2012

so i went to see the dark knight rises again

i realized many stuff that i didn't yesterday. (yesterday, in the end i cried so much and i couldn't see the screen because of so many tears came out which is the reason why i missed a bit of important part) so my emotion has been slightly changed from last article although mostly the same so start from

When the movie nearly end
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and realized some important things about the part i missed yesterday
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when the movie fade away to credit
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To Christopher Nolan
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the dark knight rises

Before the movie started 
when the the theater got dark
when the movie started with awesome soundtrack
during the movie
 

 
Evertime When Alfred was talking
when the movie nearly end
when the credit started 
when the movie finished
and back to home, lying on my bed like

27/07/2012

"as always she was late"

you might recognize this song from the movie Royal Tenenbaums which is one of my really favourite movie. Wes Anderson is BRILLIANT
my new uke cover song. its really hard to sing because Nico, she sings way lower than me.
but hope you enjoy the retro-ish sound of my omnichord.


25/07/2012

life via instagram and new weird song



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my favourite necklace, lovely dog, new classic guitar which was super cheap, and bedhead.



DON'T BE ASHAMED OF HAVING HAIRY ARMS by me
 
You've got hairy arms
they are really sexy arms
please don't hide them
you've got fluffy arms
they are good fluffy arms
let me feel them
let me feel them
with my face

Don't be ashamed of having hairy arms
they will defend you from ultraviolet rays
they regulate body temperature
and keep away from frictional of clothing
so don't be ashamed of having hairy arms

I prefer softer hair more than bristle hair
it is because mainly i want to feel them on my face
it reminds me of my dog when I'm away from her
and also makes me feel safe somehow
but don't worry about having bristle hair because its very manly

You've got hairy arms
even I've got hairy arms
i won't be ashamed of it

You've got furry arms
they are good furry arms
let me feel them
let me feel them
with my face

let your girlfriend feel it
let your boyfriend feel it
your brother, sister, grandma, grandad,
let everybody feel your hair
because it'll probably make them feel safe
at least it makes me feel safe

this is for ladies, you don't have to shave your arm hair
i know you ladies don't want guys to see it
but they don't really care…only a few of them do
even you shave, it grows back anyway
and that short arm hair will hurt someone when they touch your arm
so we don't have be ashamed of hairy arms

its really good to have bushy fuzzy arms
they help our body and make people feel safe
so don't be ashamed of having hairy arms
and don't worry about having bristle hair because its very manly

You've got lovely hairy arms
We've got lovely hairy arms
we are proud of having them

You've got fluffy arms
they are good fluffy arms
let me feel them
let us feel them
let yourself feel them
let world feel them

16/07/2012

oh yes he is.

new creepy song. hope you enjoy it.

when is he going to notice
that I've got feelings for him
I wonder how he reacts
 about I've got feelings for him

 He has a 60s mushroom haircut
looks like Geroge Harrison from The Beatles
and talk like steve buscemi, lots of hand expressions
yes he is absolutely my ideal guy

Every time when I see him at some events
I just cannot take my eyes off from him
just stare at him and hope that he says hello to me
in my mind, he already takes my hands to dance
 maybe I am not his type of girl 
oh maybe he likes big boobs, blonde chicks 
 who knows, just hope 
that good things will happen to me.

but all I can do is sneak around him that’s why when
somebody takes a photo, I always stands next him
the day I found out we both love Buster Keaton
not Chaplin,   I thought this is going to be good

I wonder when is he going to notice
that I've got feelings for him
I wonder how he reacts when he finds out 
that I've got feelings for him

(日本語訳)
彼はいつ気づいてくれるのかしら
私が想いをよせてること
もし彼が気づいたら
どう思ってくれるのかしら

60年代のマッシュルームな髪型で
ビートルズのジョージハリソンに似てて
スティーブブシェミのような話し方で手をたくさん動かして
完璧に私の理想な男の子なの

だから毎回彼がいるのを見ると
もうまったくもって目が離せないから
凝視しちゃって挨拶されることを願って、しまいには
私の頭の中ではもうダンスだってしちゃってるわ。

でももしかしたら彼のタイプはうちじゃなくて
多分金髪の大きい胸が好きかもしれない
でもそんなの気にしない
ただただ良いことが起きてほしいと願うだけ

実際は彼の周りをこそこそうろちょろしてるから
誰かが写真を撮ると、必ず私は彼の横に映ってるの
彼がチャップリンよりバスターキートンのほうが好きって
知って以来私もだから、これはうまくいくとおもう

彼はいつ気づいてくれるのかしら
私が想いをよせてること
もし彼が気づいたら
どう思ってくれるのかしら

14/07/2012

how come

we look bloody AWESOME with big yawning?

13/07/2012

good company

this song is made by one of my genius friend Lewis and a bit of back-up chorus by me.

 
 ‘Are you still
Half asleep?
It’s almost midday,’
Says the sun through the trees.

And you share
A silence with me
Words are unneeded
You’re good company.

Good company
Good company
Good company

And it rains
Our hands and our knees
We wash off the mud
As we swap old stories.

We burn
The structures and beams
Of an old woodshed by a lake
And the walls in between
A shy you and me.

Good company
Good company
Good company

We do what we can
To make most of days
While there is time
We might for-get why
The reasons and grounds
For our love that bloomed
Don’t worry now
And don’t speak to - soon

12/07/2012

10/07/2012

a sweltering night

here is my new summerish short film although i shoot this in my room as usual. and i made this music myself as well with my iphone. so hope you enjoy my cute little doggie.



photos are my super comfy giant Bridget Jones-ish underwear and my hairy arm that i love to rub my face with.
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06/07/2012

Funky

My laptop is funky as you can see